Archive | October 2019

Viken Command

VIKEN COMMAND
by Grace Goodwin

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unique, sexy, romantic and full of drama and adventure” – Amazon reviewer

This story … WOW!!! Sci Fi at its really utmost finest.” – Goodreads reviewer

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Whitney Mason is the daughter of a Wall Street con man. When he is sent to prison and her family’s name is destroyed, she is eager for a new life on a new world. Anywhere but Earth. Tested by the Interstellar Brides Program, she is matched to a strong Viken warrior. What she doesn’t know is that her mate and the other two warriors waiting to claim her are on a secret and dangerous mission for the Coalition Fleet’s Intelligence Core. From the moment she arrives on Viken, they are forced to lie to her… about everything… except their desire.

For Alarr, Oran and Teig, the arrival of a bride is an unexpected complication. The timing couldn’t be worse, but IC command is thrilled. A bride is the perfect cover, giving the fighters access to every inch of the famous pleasure resort where they are working undercover. The males are eager to satisfy their new mate, but keeping her safe is their top priority, even if that means lying to her and using her pleasure to take down the enemy. But their sexy mate’s past will come back to haunt them all, for even if they survive the mission, the truth will be revealed and their beautiful, curvy female can forgive anything—except lies.

HIS Dirty Bargain

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Is this going to be the biggest mistake of my life, or is there any way we can make a happy-ever-after from this dirty bargain?

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Three billionaire brothers: Cesare, Enzo, and Dante Sabatini have everything except the one thing money can’t buy. Three big beautiful, women Alicia, Bethany, and Chloe will teach them the ABCs of love. Follow these couples as they negotiate the riskiest deal of all, falling in love.

My biological clock has been pounding. Any minute now, I’m going to hit buy on the sperm that’s been sitting in my online cart for the last six months…. any minute. I want to be a single mom. The last five years without a man have been the best years of my life. Except, I do want kids, six if I had my way. But if I’m doing it alone, I can’t really afford more than one.
At least what I need I can get off a website. I had no idea men had biological clocks too, but Enzo Sabatini proved otherwise. The control-freak billionaire married a gold-digging womb to get the children he wanted, and not surprisingly it blew up in his face. With the ink barely dry on his divorce that lasted longer than his marriage, I’m tasked with finding him a new place to live. I can’t believe it’s really heat I see in his eyes when he looks at me. I’m nothing like his usual women, plus size compared to size zero.
Shock is an understatement when I see the ring. I can barely process his insane proposal of me getting the dream house and the multifamily property I want in exchange for at least ten years and two kids. Wait, what? What kind of effing proposal is that? It’s not a marriage proposal, it’s a bargain—one with limits and terms and signed off by lawyers. I don’t care how hot he is; he’s lost his mind.
So why do I say not yet instead of no? Is this going to be the biggest mistake of my life, or is there any way we can make a happy-ever-after from this dirty bargain?

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Destiny Whispers ~ New Release!

A collection of short love stories to warm the heart. Compiled by four authors, all proceeds from the sale of this collection will be donated to a charity which supports homeless veterans.

Broken Prince Charming

by Beverly Ovalle

I lost my way. Discharged, broken, I sought comfort from a bottle. A lot of bottles. I wore a mantle of guilt that I had survived, while most of my buddies died. My life spiraled downward. Rock bottom is ugly. I realize I need help and reach out for it. Hidden among the homeless and despair is a bright light, with milk chocolate skin, bright blue eyes and a smile that cheers my soul.

Grace. She smiles and carries a beacon of hope within her. Despite circumstances that would bring anyone else down, she forges her own path. A path different from her mother’s. Determined to support herself and leave the shelter behind, she has a plan. Nothing and no one will stop her.

She deserves a fresh start, and I’ll help her get it. Even if it means I’m left behind.

 

Finding a Memory

by Mona Casey

When a young medium moves into a historical home with her husband, she meets the resident souls. Souls who lived during the turn of the century and found a sweet forbidden relationship. During their time on earth, it was unheard of for a single Caucasian woman to live unsupervised with her African American butler and driver but that didn’t stop them. Their story is timeless and heartwarming with a tragedy tossed in.

 

On the Homefront

by Tina Susedik

War is Over!

With a shout, radio host Erna Huber gave the battle cry that brought hope back to all the women waiting for news of their husbands, sons, and fathers. World War II was finally at an end, but what does that mean for all the women that kept America running while the men were away?

Ben Peters was one of those returning servicemen that was simply trying to find his place in the tumultuous social climate after returning from the Pacific, when one night during a chance meeting at the roller rink, he just so happened to bump into Erna.  With her sharp wit, and bombshell appearance he was hooked from the get-go.

Can they successfully navigate the war between the sexes on the home front? Or will their relationship prove to be more than either one of them bargained for?

You know what they say, all’s fair in love and war.   

 

The Oasis

by Teresa Keefer

Ally had found her respite after the loss of her fiance in Afghanistan. Living with her grandfather in the Mojave desert and running his cafe and convenience store keeps her busy, even if it doesn’t keep her mind off the young man she lost. Her world is about to get mixed up when a wandering man shows up at their doorstep in the midst of a dust storm. His story is much like her own in that he also lost someone he loved in Afghanistan. Will his unwanted advice and kindness move Ally forward with her life after the devastating loss she had endured?

 

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Meet the Authors

Beverly Ovalle

Beverly Ovalle dabbled with writing on and off for years when her best friend finally dared her to submit a story to a writing contest. Beverly decided she had nothing to lose and since she’d always wanted to be an author sent it in and agonized for months waiting to hear back. Contract in hand she has never looked back.

Beverly has been obsessed with dragons and romance since she was a young girl, collecting dragon books and reading everything she could find on them even down to the care of real life dragons. She’s always been slightly panicked that the world as we know it will end, so has prepped for it, haunting survivalist pages and prepper projects she felt she needed in the event SHTF.

An avid fan of all romance, Beverly’s goal is to share her love of the written word and write the hot and erotic romances that she enjoys. She writes what she loves to read and it was only a matter of time before her obsessions crept into her writing for her to share. She hopes you enjoy her tales as much as she loves writing them.

A Navy Veteran, Beverly has traveled around the world and the United States enabling her to bring her settings to life. Reading romances since the fourth grade she’s followed as the genre changed and spread into the vast cornucopia of romance offered today.

Beverly can be found at www.beverlyovalle.com. Check out her FB, twitter and Instagram feeds all in one spot!

 

Mona Casey

Mona is a brand new author and we’ll be hearing more from her soon!

 

Tina Susedik

Tina is an award-winning and multi-published author in both fiction and non-fiction including military, history, children’s, and romance. Her favorite is romantic mysteries. She also writes as Anita Kidesu.

As a host on Your Book Garden, on Authors on the Air Global Radio Network, LLC, she interviews authors in all genres twice a month on Tuesdays

In her spare time, Tina loves to read, hike, camp, bike, garden, take photographs, and spend time with her five grandchildren.

She can be found at www.tina-susedik.com where you can follow her blog.

 

Teresa Keefer

As an avid reader since the tender age of 4, books have always been Teresa’s passion.  She started dabbling with poetry while still in high school and then at the urging of a friend, started writing her first full length novel in 2002.  It took her five years to complete it.  Coming Home, her first contemporary romance, was released as a self-published work in 2013 and was intended as a stand-alone until several readers contacted her to ask for more from the characters of what will now become The Possum Creek Series.

Always drawn to the supernatural and paranormal, her interest in vampires began with the daytime drama Dark Shadows which she watched with her mother every day after school.  This interest led her to explore the paranormal romance genre which has led to the Summers Sisters Trilogy and the Vampire Blood Series.  In recent years she started studying spiritualism after an encounter with a ghost in her living room.

Teresa holds an MBA in Human Resource Management and has been in the human resource field for over twenty five years.  She has also served on several boards of directors for human resource professionals and has taught human resource classes at the college level as an adjunct instructor.  Her ultimate goal is to become a full time author and have the time and resources to contribute to various community functions to raise awareness about domestic violence and the recent heroin problem which is wide spread throughout the United States.

In addition to reading romantic fiction, she enjoys reading a variety of other material including horrors, thrillers, mysteries, and non-fiction.   As a woman with many interests she balances out her life by doing crafts, gardening, cooking, and spending time with her family.  A lifelong resident of Indiana, she presently lives in a rural area close to her three adult daughters and seven grandchildren.  Her household includes a spoiled dog, three cats, two goats and a stubborn miniature horse.

She can be found at http://teresakeeferauthor.weebly.com/ and don’t forget to subscribe to Teresa’s newsletter! Just email  teresa.keefer.author@hotmail.com.

Infatuation

INFATUATION
by Aurora Rose Reynolds
& Rochelle Paige

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These two authors together gave us an amazing, perfect story… 10+ stars!!!” – Amazon reviewer

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in·fat·u·a·tion A feeling of foolish or obsessively strong love for, admiration for, or interest in someone or something; a strong and unreasoning attachment

From the moment Justin sees the beautiful blonde living in the apartment below his, he becomes curious, and over time, that curiosity turns into an obsession.

When the moment finally strikes for him to make a move, will he take it?

Find out what happens in the fourth and final book in the Underground Kings Series.

Warning: This is a novella, so buckle up for a quick, sweet read that will satisfy your curiosity.

Sunday Sales! Muah ha ha!

Okay, so I’ve been playing hookey! Usually I find a whole crop of Halloween themed books, but not so much this year.  I hunted them down on Amazon. Enjoy the sales I have found!

Enchanting Eve

.99 cents!

 

Two men. One possibly haunted house. A Halloween she’ll never forget.

A fun read! A charming small town sweet romance that will put you in the mood for pumpkin carving and hot apple cider. Have a few hours to relax and get in the Halloween spirit? Enchanting Eve is the romance you need.

Eve’s simple life in her home town has felt empty since her father passed away. Living in the beautiful old house where she grew up is some comfort to her, but being naturally introverted and loving cats isn’t exactly pushing her into a healthy social life. She misses the joy she used to feel and she’s not sure where she will find happiness again, if ever.

When Eve decides to take part in a few of her most cherished Halloween traditions that she used to share with her father, life gets a little, shall we say, sticky?

First she finds out her high school crush is returning home, then she meets the fun and inviting young teacher who is taking over her father’s job, and finally she discovers that she’s living in a haunted house.

Is her strong attraction to the ‘one that got away’ the start of something beautiful or will the old fashioned charm of the new guy in town win her over? Are the strange coincidences in her house leading up to Halloween just her imagination or is someone trying to tell her something? Something that could change her life forever?

Get your copy of Enchanting Eve today and enjoy a “fall” in love ;).

 

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Trick or Treat Me

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It’s time to unwrap some man candy. TRICK OR TREAT ME contains six hot and humorous contemporary romance novellas perfect for Halloween from authors Sophie Brooks, M. K. Hale, Sara Whitney, EmKay Connor, B. R. Curry, and Carrie Lomax.

Halloween has never been so hot.

BEHIND THE MASK by Sophie Brooks
At the university Halloween party she’s dragged to, wallflower Kaylee accidentally gushes about her crush on her TA, Carter, while the man himself is in earshot. Mortified, she flees, leaving Carter to track down the shy but intriguing young woman. Will he scold her for endangering his scholarship or make her fantasies come true?

COSTUME MISCONDUCT by M. K. Hale
When Tara is caught breaking into her friend’s cheating ex’s apartment while dressed as a cop for Halloween, she has two options: 1. Come clean to the incredibly handsome officer who caught her. 2. Pretend to be a cop and stick by his side for the night. She chooses 2.

TEMPTING TREAT by Sara Whitney
For months, Tessa believed that Daniel ghosted her, while Daniel’s sure that Tessa’s the one who vanished. Then a tussle over the last bag of Halloween candy and an unexpected face-off in court forces them to confront the reasons for their falling out— and the passion still simmering underneath it.

ANY WITCH WAY HE CAN by EmKay Connor
Tripp Wallace has finally returned home for a long overdue visit but discovers everything about the small town of Beau’s Folly has changed… everything except Sadie Brandt, who still adores all things Halloween. Tripp has one chance to convince Sadie of his feelings, and he vows to boo—er, woo her any which way he can.

BIG BAD WOLFE by B. R. Curry
Dressed as Little Red Riding Hood at her parents’ annual Halloween party, Zoe spies the big bad wolf from across the room and is thrilled that it’s none other then Travis Wolfe, her father’s best friend and her hardcore crush. Is it finally her chance to introduce him to the woman she’s become so he’ll forget about the little girl he remembers?

CHARMING MR. X by Carrie Lomax
When reclusive billionaire Xavier Cortes invites struggling actress Lily Smith to be his assistant, she isn’t sure whether his offer is a trick, or the treat she needs to jump-start her career and her love life.

 

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Sweet Treat

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A Halloween party. A chance encounter. A blooming relationship. An explosive demise.

Sounds like a regular college romance, right?

But for me, it was four years of my life I’ll never forget.

I went to that Halloween party a single, curious college girl and left as the apple of a man’s eye.

As Brett’s dedicated little sweet treat.

Four wonderful years… and one night is all that it took.

One night and my life was shattered.

I watched him walk away…

And today, I’m sitting in his billion dollar company interviewing for a job.

Memories resurface, secrets are revealed, and…

I am making the same mistake.

Falling for a cheating, heartbreaking man for a second time.

I shouldn’t be doing this…he’s ex for a reason.

Not only that, he’s my boss!

Mistakes have consequences,

And mine is evident from the two positive lines on the pregnancy test.

 

Available on Amazon

 

Creeping a Cowboy: A Curvy Halloween Romance (A Real Good Men of Oklahoma Short)

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Ginger

Sneaking out to the old Barton homestead on Halloween was the stupidest idea ever. For one thing, the ranch is haunted by four hanged cowboys. For another, its current resident supposedly hacked his parents to pieces.

Rain-soaked and terrified, I thought my night couldn’t get worse than wandering the dark prairie on a paranormal investigation.

I was wrong.

When a ghostly rider causes me to take a nasty spill, my so-called friends abandon me to face my doom.

Luckily, my doom includes the biggest, hottest, hunkiest, most handsome cowboy I’ve ever seen.

Silas is strong, protective, caring, and a lot older than I am. But is he a murderer, too?

Silas

All I want in life is to work and avoid the family curse. And if the residents of Wilkes could stop trespassing on my property every Halloween, that would be great, too. The townsfolk don’t like me, and I don’t much care for them either… but then I’ve never met Ginny before tonight.

When she takes a hard fall trying to escape one of the infamous hanged cowboys, the intensity of my desire to help her takes me by surprise.

I’ll do anything in my power to keep Ginny safe and protected, including whisking her off to my home—over my shoulder, if necessary. Doesn’t take long to figure out that I never want her to leave. Ginny is my perfect woman—brave, smart, sweet, and all kinds of curvy. Even if I’ve got more than a few years on her, she’s the only woman I want.

Unfortunately, my reputation precedes me. Ginny has a notion of who I am in her head already. I just have to convince her to trust her heart instead.

Short enough to read in one sitting and long enough to satisfy, this trope-tastic, over-the-top, dual POV Real Good Men of Oklahoma standalone is sweet, steamy, and full of old-fashioned cowboy nobility and goodness. The love is super insta, and the ending is HEA guaranteed. *Pumpkins not included.*

 

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The Halloween Bet

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Dive bartender Blake Pritchard has zero interest in joining in the silliness of his town’s Fall Festival, including a new ghost tour of a house that’s definitely not haunted.

Blake’s ex girlfriend and local historian Dahlia Jordan is determined to get Blake into the spirit, and bets him that he won’t last one night at the haunted house without getting properly spooked.

This is a very quick, silly, sexy short-read stand alone about second chances. HEA, no cheating, no cliffhanger. Includes a dunk tank, pound cake, dubious points of interest and lots of other Halloween festival shenanigans.

This book contains graphic sexy times. Intended for readers 18 and older!

Available at Amazon and Kindle Unlimited

 

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“Definitely one of my favorite reads of 2019!” – Amazon reviewer

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TAYLOR
I’m that rich girl whose silver spoon was snatched right out of her pretty mouth.
I lost everything.
Now my everyday reality includes sleeping in my car and dining on whatever clearance bin food I can purchase with spare change.
But my issues don’t end there.
My nightmare family is hot on my heels and demanding something I don’t have.
They won’t give up until I crack.
And I’m just on the brink.
When I finally hit rock bottom I fall into the arms of an unlikely savior.
Kellan Gentry.
Brash and arrogant. Prince of the party scene. Notorious flirt.
The kind of guy who would break your heart with a shrug.
Falling for him makes no sense…
Right?

KELLAN
I used to be careless.
I used to be all about chasing trouble and good times.
But watching my own family go through hell changed everything.
Now I just want to stay on a steady path and make them proud.
Then along comes Taylor Briggs.
Two years ago we hooked up at a wild party and she’s hated me ever since.
She’s gorgeous and sarcastic. She’s stubborn and yet vulnerable.
She’s also got secrets. More than I can guess.
And somehow the ground shifts underneath me.
In the clash between love and logic, there’s no mystery as to which one will win.
I’ve been warned about the complications. I’ve been warned we’ll get ripped to shreds.
I dare anyone to try.
There’s nothing I won’t do to protect this girl.
No matter what it costs me.

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Okay, so wrong holiday, but LOVE the cover.

The Mountain Man’s Secret Valentine (Mountain Men Of Silver Ridge Book 1)
by Dizzy Hooper

My time in the military left me scarred. After what happened overseas, I’ve given up on love – and people. My remote mountain cabin is all I need. Until I get snowed in with the most gorgeous woman I’ve ever seen. There’s no way an innocent, sheltered flower delivery girl can fall for a gruff, rugged, lonely mountain man like me. Or is there…

This Valentine’s Day hottie is FREE

 

House of Ash & Brimstone (Gatewalkers Book 1)
by Megan Starks

—Love Like Hell— An exiled-princess-turned-bounty-hunter rescues a minotaur, accidentally opens a Hellmouth in Baltimore, & is terrorized by a ghoul out for her blood, all while arguing with her hot new coworker—who may or may not want her dead. Karen Marie Moning fans will love this “heady, action-packed debut” by an award-winning author!
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New Release! Spy Witch

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🧙‍♀️ Spy witch by Scarlet Le Clair🧙‍♀️

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Blurb: Agent Anna Devamtha has to deal with many obstacles in her life as a desk agent in the Magical Bureau of Investigation including secrets, moles, a talent for extreme clumsiness and a cat who rather enjoys rare expensive arowena goldfish as his dinner.

Still she’s content with what she’s got. That is until it’s all turned upside down.

Tasked with locating a well known criminal who’s been evading agents for 25 years it’s down to Anna to bring him in safely. Will she be able to? Or will family secrets get in the way?

Find out in this hilarious paranormal comedy by Scarlet le Clair.

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Meet Scarlet Le Clair

Hey all, I met Robyn whilst Pixie hunting in Peru.

The potion we had been given to capture them was dodgy, it backfired and we both ended up with bushy tails and ears for a whole 24 hrs. But that’s another story!!!

Now for the mundane bit…

Scarlet Le Clair is from the South Wales Valleys in the UK. She lives with her Hubby, two kids, 2 dogs, a gold fish, 14 tarantulas and a Tortoise called Thor.

She is an author of several books that cover a variety of genres from zombies to Erotica. (Though not all in the same book!!) Scarlet loves to read and write in her spare time.

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My mother wants all her kids and grandkids to spend Christmas Eve at her house and wake up on Christmas morning together. 
 
Sounds reasonable, right?
 
And it would be.
 
If it weren’t my mother.
 
My husband, Declan, is protesting any involvement, though he’s openly intrigued by the idea of claiming his territory by suggesting we have sex in my childhood bed.
 
And by ‘suggest,’ I mean make a series of really hot offers that make me whimper when I have to say no.
 
Wait – why am I saying no again?
 
Mom has turned her house into a Christmas showcase that makes Frankenmuth look like the picked-over clearance rack at Target on December 26. You know those crazy people on Etsy who make felted gnomes out of belly button lint and use … a certain kind of hair… to make thatched roofs on little decorative elf homes?
 
Those people are saner than my mother.
 
There is no force of nature stronger — and more emotionally volatile — than a fifty-something grandmother determined to create holiday memories.
 
Wait a minute. Maybe there is.
 
My husband.