Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist.

At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead?

Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.

To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous . . . it’s possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn’t on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I’m his, it’s easier said than done. Like THAT’S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I’m some sort of Chosen One.

Holy Hell, if I’m in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.

*****
“Uproariously witty, deliciously provocative, and just plain fun! No one delivers side-splitting humor and mouth-watering sensuality like Robyn Peterman. This is entertainment at its absolute finest!” ~ Darynda Jones, NY Times Bestselling Author of the Charley Davidson Series

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Allyson’s review
I absolutely loved this book, I couldn’t put it down. I was completely enthralled turning page after page to find out what would happen next. I am dying for the continuation or the next book to find out more.

Astrid thought she was mortal till she decided she needed to quit smoking by being hypnotized, only after being hypnotized she woke up a vampire. Her life had changed dramatically in past few months, from losing her beloved Nana, whom raised her, to being a vampire. Astrid was funny, caring, kind, considerate, strong but had an attitude.

She was sent an angel and fairy, whom were both very powerful, to train and guide her for what was to come. I loved Pam, she was an angel with an attitude but also powerful, strong, funny, loving and motherly. The Kev was an extremely powerful fairy, but was kind, understanding, caring and fun.

When trying to adapt to being a Vampire, she was introduced to numerous vampires and joined a house of vampires that protected the king and his families. I just loved the Prince vampire, he was sexy, strong, stubborn, powerful, protective, charming, loyal, caring and passionate.